What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It s priceless. As I m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It s her father s business. She s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don t tru

I don t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son, and he s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadaro. She s been waiting for me all these years, she s never taken another lover. I don t care, I don t show up. I go to Berlin. That s where I stashed the chandelier.

"What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As Im taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It s her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night.

In the morning cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son, and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadaro. She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. I don t care, I don t show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier."